"My God, he looks amazing!"
"I know; dont you just hate it when other people can LewBear better than you?"
"I know; dont you just hate it when other people can LewBear better than you?"
by HazBear May 28, 2008
Get the LewBear mug.A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.
despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.
Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's
common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name
antonym: bitch
despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.
Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's
common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name
antonym: bitch
patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.
Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.
Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight
mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"
potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!
teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.
Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.
Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight
mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"
potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!
teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.
by SoundShaman June 20, 2010
Get the Leberknight mug.1.Close to a large tractor ( Lieber ) leber, they break down and steer like jellow.
2. Has issues with co-ordination and end up 1st to pass out at social gatherings. He Leber ed the hell out of that bottle
3. Gasseous quarts with radioactive emissions, generally with brown stains. A leber fart
2. Has issues with co-ordination and end up 1st to pass out at social gatherings. He Leber ed the hell out of that bottle
3. Gasseous quarts with radioactive emissions, generally with brown stains. A leber fart
by Buck Jethro February 12, 2010
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Get the leeber mug.An adjective, noun, and verb for literally everything. I'm serious, it can be used for literally everything...
adj: "That's some lember face you got there."
noun: "If it wasn't for Lember, I don't know if I'd be able to do what I just did."
verb: "Look at her lember! Dannnggggg"
lember
noun: "If it wasn't for Lember, I don't know if I'd be able to do what I just did."
verb: "Look at her lember! Dannnggggg"
lember
by Happy Caturtle May 29, 2017
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Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.
Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.
Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
"Theres a freakishly tall, unfairly thin budding raver coming out of Millets, holding cards and looking rapey behind its jew-nose - is that a LewBear?"
"Yes"
"Yes"
by LewBear May 29, 2008
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