Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

Bushy Lemur

When a male has so much pubic hair his penis looks like a bushy lemur.

Hey did you hear John has a bushy lemur?

by SwegMaster888888 October 3, 2016

Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011

shining the lemur

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

by shinylemur November 24, 2011