go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020

Lego Eater

Elgo-eater is a name for someone who is prone to chew on lego due to their stupidity

Scott brown is not very bright - he's a lego eater.

by Dolmio Man August 12, 2009

Legoer

Someone who is smart but also looks smart/nerdy. Generally a missfit within youth.

Emily- Hey Eugine, what are you doing tonight man?

Eugine- Well i got this new Rubik's cube that i'm totally keen to try out. You can join if you wish.
Emily- Dude you are a proper legoer!

by Isobel. November 6, 2009

Leggon

A mythical being that only has one head and two legs.

Wow that leggon has BIG legs

by anonymous July 21, 2020

Legoman

Used to show or describe a person who is the perfect embodiment of basic. Legomen will typically enjoy basic music: anything from queen, video game OSTs, and anime openings. They also will wear basic clothing: athletic shorts and pants, usually in a blue and red color. Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Wow, Jack is such a legoman.
Legoman move right there.
He legomanned himself

by LegoWomen December 5, 2021

stepping on a lego

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

by that star wars guy March 28, 2015

lego

The bane of your foot's existence.

person A: what is one of the most painful experience you ever had?
person B: getting kicked in the nuts.

person C: getting hit by a Nokia phone thrown at you.

person A: bitch please.... talk to me after you step on a lego

by kpxmikey89 December 7, 2013