Semi-derogatory term used to refer to lawyers and other professionals against whom there is little positive public sentiment
Lock the doors, I heard there's a land shark going around looking for late filers.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
by PiercedPsycho September 15, 2010
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by thelegacy November 20, 2007
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The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
by iocat January 24, 2011
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Get the Land Shark mug.A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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Get the lankshard mug.Bro, remember that girl I was with last night at Bods? I ended up hooking up with her in the park down the street after we left but I can't remember her name?? Dude, she's a Landmark Girl, that's how you'll have to remember her.
by gthomps July 5, 2016
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