The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."
by IsaacTheEarl August 29, 2017
by Lim pei October 28, 2009
lan jau is a hokkien that is normally used in south east asia that mean dick, penis or cock. it is also use as a cuss word.
by The lanjau January 01, 2010
by BlackSabbath16 June 26, 2007
by thunk October 24, 2003
Leader of the "Heaven Smile" terrorist group in the game Killer 7. Has the power to resurrect life with his "God Hand", which he uses for his own twisted ends. A demigod with a maniacal laugh who plays chess with his greatest enemy, Harman Smith, another man with supernatural powers (he is the god-killer, capable of destroying the life created by Kun).
Kun Lan is the Yin to Harman's Yang.
"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand
"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand
by Killer7 August 06, 2005
Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
by commandersheppard April 09, 2013