kitch

Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice

Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch

Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?

by Jefflikesmeff January 3, 2021

kitched

when a joke is told and everyone laughs and then someone goes on and tries to extend the joke waayyy to much

“yo you just kitched it big time”

by coolest gal out there August 28, 2019

Chelsea kitch

Edgy scary weird

You usually find chelsea kitch being edgy in the space of his own home

by Chelseabessoososo April 6, 2020

Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member

God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry

by Pp poo March 13, 2022

Kitch

Shortend version of kitchen,
A nickname for someone who is wise and smart
People who are called 'Kitch' are top of the As

Hey 'Kitch' how's your day?

by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021

Bradley kitch

A ginger male who bum licks any blonde out there watch out he’ll come for ur ass

Watch out there’s a Bradley kitch hide ur bum hole

by Daltonino May 11, 2018

Kitches

A karen who is a acting like a bitch
(Karen + Bitches = Kitches)

Karen: DONT STEP ON MY LAWN

Somebody: STOP BEING A KITCHES, JEEZ

by GarlicMushroom November 13, 2021