Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my moneymug. A word so disgusting it cannot be said near a group of humans. The meaning is so vile that a proper definition cannot be gave.
by Wordmak3r June 5, 2022
Get the Drop kick ballmug. When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke
Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart
Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart
Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
Get the Kick in the ballsmug. Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
Get the Ass Kicking Ball Massagemug. When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.
by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025
Get the Swift Kick to the Ballsmug.