kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Kern’s

Gud juice

Kern’s is gud juice 😎

by Ass_Hat February 7, 2022

Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff

Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.

by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023

Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 5, 2023

Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.

She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne

by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019

Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013