Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

keister

My sister

Hey keister hows it going

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it

“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂

by Yesnil April 4, 2021

Keister Sunday

Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.

I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!

by Mophew April 14, 2025