Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout

Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.

by Big esko April 29, 2020

keister

My sister

Hey keister hows it going

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Keister Sunday

Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.

I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!

by Mophew April 14, 2025