by anna mazac February 3, 2010
Get the kalah mug.The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.
The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.
They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.
Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.
They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.
Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
by daken February 20, 2009
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A word used to replace awesome,bad ass,kick ass, the phrase the shit. Only to be used when something is greater than all other words used to describe it.
by -Coz- December 21, 2008
Get the Kadalow mug.while playing the MMO Skyshard heros you favor using just undead hero Kabal, blasting whole bases to the ground.
by TedNugent November 14, 2013
Get the kabaling mug.1. A slang term for testicles.
2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.
3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased
2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.
3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased
"You better run or I'm going to choke you with my filthy kakalones!!!
"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"
"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"
by Aco13 March 2, 2017
Get the Kakalones mug.When your speed is what’s helping you humiliate or destroy your enemies or opponents in reference to the fictional character Kabal from the Mortal Kombat series who is known for his superhuman speed.
Scorpion in furious anger launched his spear across the fight line but it was in vain as Kabal ducked the projectile and sprinted down to Scorpion like a bolt of greased lightning and gave him a taste of his blades. “Kaballin” Kabal said with a grin. The announcer watches Scorpion get back up from that fatal blow and took a deep breath “Round 2. Fight”!
by Ed Boon March 22, 2021
Get the Kaballin mug.The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.
Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.
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