Skip to main content

Konking

The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)
Im going to give that man over there a right old konking”
by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023
mugGet the Konking mug.

Konke

Damn did you see konke shove that shovel up his ass
by bsujxu November 22, 2021
mugGet the Konke mug.

Konk

Mega epic and cool, some might even call it as strike! It's the nuts!
That is Konk!
by StrikerKONK December 7, 2021
mugGet the Konk mug.

Konk

An offensive sounding word that doesn’t actually mean anything. Can be used as an insult (or anything else).
I saw Max today driving in his 2006 Dodge Dakota. He looks like such a konk.
by milomac11 March 21, 2021
mugGet the Konk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email