Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.
The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:
Awww...Here-goes!
Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--
Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
Awww...Here-goes!
Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--
Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009
Get the Keenan and Kelmug. by Kapel April 9, 2017
Get the Momma Kelmug. by Dababy sitter November 28, 2020
Get the luh kelmug. When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.
by evil salty March 10, 2013
Get the To do a Kelmug. “What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey
by Aubrergine <333 October 4, 2022
Get the What the kel?mug. by Seab November 4, 2003
Get the Keenan and Kelmug. When a girl is suckin dick while her dude is combing his pubic hair, and he cums on ur face then brushes ur hair wit the pubic comb.
by Chunky2425 January 10, 2009
Get the Dirty Kelmug.