An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
by Dirty_Moose May 6, 2022
Get the JV AllStarmug. Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar
Everyone: #JV AllStar
by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023
Get the #JV AllStarmug. someone with the skillset of a varsity player, who should’ve/could’ve made varsity but didnt.
they then went on to be a full time starter/player, being the JV MVP having the highest stats.
they then went on to be a full time starter/player, being the JV MVP having the highest stats.
by lizard locker February 21, 2025
Get the JV Demonmug. an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV
johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024
Get the JV warriormug. any person with these initials as their first an last name probably stinks like new york city homeless man piss
“Ew look at JV he's ugly” - Daph
“And his fucking armpits stink like homeless piss”
“Maybe he can’t shower or buy deodorant”
“He’s destined to stink like shit forever. How sad”
“And his fucking armpits stink like homeless piss”
“Maybe he can’t shower or buy deodorant”
“He’s destined to stink like shit forever. How sad”
by boisjusalkahal April 15, 2024
Get the JVmug. A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 28, 2022
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