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juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.
"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"
by balbir January 17, 2008
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juno

A movie with a script that tried way too hard to be "hip" and a crappy soundtrack aimed at gaining indie street creds, or whatever the kids like these days
I saw Juno the other day and was pretty underwhelmed. It was not a bad movie by all means, but it certainly wasnt that good either, especially with its lame attempts to be hip.
by cowboy dan May 13, 2008
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juno

One of the most over-rated movies of 2007
Dont get me worng this movie was cute but thats all it was cute
defintly not oscar worthy
Jessica-OMG have you seen Juno!!!!
Morgan-yeah.
Jessica- isnt it the most awesomest movie ever
morgan-no
by morgan la March 16, 2008
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JUNOS

derived from the latin language: Relating to one with a big nose, like a jew. Pronounce it slow.

get it?

good.
Kelsey: Jon, i'm gona call you Junos.
*Laughter*
Jon: Why? i don' t get it.

Kelsey: Say it slow...

Jon: ohh.... thats not nice
by Kel-c hyuut January 6, 2009
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juno

n
1. An insipid fairy tale about teen pregnancy that takes place in another dimension where pregnant women have no emotions and everyone talks like a badly scripted moron.
2. A movie about pregnancy and being a parent written by someone who knows nothing about pregnancy or being a parent.

v
1. to poorly imitate the writing and directing styles of wes anderson and kevin smith simultaneously.
A: Wanna come TV shopping with me?
B: Sure. What happened to your old TV?
A: Oh, I was watching Juno, then I accidentally threw it out the window.
by sloan steddi January 28, 2008
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juno

1.an awsome movie
2. canbe used as a sentence replacing "you know"
person one :Juno what movie i want to see?
person two: no, what?
person one: Juno!!!
by karla <3 April 22, 2008
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juno

two teenagers having sex on or in a werid place
dude did you hear? Jim and Jill pulled a juno at there parents house
by Stacie Stigall July 1, 2008
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