José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.
Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !
by Jozon November 23, 2016
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a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.
Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.
by PedoHater123 March 08, 2019
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José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.
Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*
by A Furry ÒwÓ April 18, 2020
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You haven't met Jose, have you? He is the most attractive and charming man on the planet. He is a one-of-a-kind individual. He will prioritize you and listen to all of your needs, as well as make you laugh when you are feeling down. He'll bring you to Redondo Beach, where you'll see some of the most gorgeous sunsets while he singing to some of the most beautiful songs. Luckily, he is your boyfriend!

"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.

"José, my love," I said.

"Wow!! ", says Maria.
"Girl, Who made you smile like that?" Maria asks.

"José, Mi Amor," I said.

"Excellent!! ", says Maria.
by jgao8506 November 23, 2021
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Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.
José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club
by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021
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One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 08, 2017
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José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.
Ex : JaMarcusJosé!”

JaMarcus now our God
by Josê April 29, 2021
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