I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.

The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.
I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)
by Glenn N. April 21, 2006
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The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!
Michael Jordan.
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to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
by Harry Doerr July 11, 2008
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The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.

Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!
by William Wordsworthless July 9, 2005
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In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
by Go Backz December 2, 2006
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Michael Jordan the most overrated player of all time. How can he be better than LeBron, if he is not better than kareem. How can he can be the GOAT if he isn't the best at anything?
GOAT Scorer:Kevin Durant
GOAT Shooter:Steph Curry
GOAT Passer:Magic Johnson
GOAT playmaker:LeBron James
GOAT defender:Bill Russell
GOAT Peak:LeBron
GOAT Longevity:LeBron
GOAT Playoff peformer:LeBron
Only Casual NBA fans would say Jordan is the GOAT because the famous old saying Jordan is 6-0 and LeBron is 4-6 in the finals. The only reason why MJ is 6-0 is because he versed NO COMPETITION! Not to mention he is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen. MJ retired in 93-95 because he was scared of hakeem! The best finals player Michael Jordan played against was Magic Johnson, and he had AIDS/HIV, the bulls put pippen on magic also so MJ had to do nothing on defense. From 96-98 MJ wasn't even a top 3 defender on his team! Pippen,Rodman and Ron Harper were all better defenders! His east competition wasn't even that good! The best he versed was a rookie shaq and reggie miller. The only two good teams he ever versed in the east was the celtics and the pistons. Larry Bird Swept him! LeBron haters love to say Curry is 3-1 against LeBron in the playoffs and then forget Isiaiah Thomas is 3-1 also against MJ in the playoffs. MJ fans also love to say that LeBron got saved by allen and kyrie and then forget that MJ got saved by Paxson and Kerr too! In conclusion, Michael Jordan is the most overrated player ever
Michael Jordan is 1-9 Without Scottie Pippen. LOL
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a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
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