by Adeptbubbles539 November 29, 2018

He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.
Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.
by AJCerti December 5, 2018

Tiktok king, he thrives to be better then anyone looking loves Chris Brown. Don’t really know why but he does, he’s literally a goat. A pure king 👑. He’s pretty hot to so the girls can’t complain but he doesn’t like receiving nudes out of the bloom. Jeremy Johnston is literally GOD. Everyone should follow his tiktok @Jeremy.j16 I heard THATS also his instagram.
Jeremy Johnston is a term you use when your thriving, doing really well at something, also if you have good looks. If your just pure god which Jeremy Johnston is which technically you ain’t because Jeremy Johnston is god
by Chrisbrownlover69 July 14, 2020

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.
by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016

Molly Johnston is a charming girl with gorgeous brown hair. She's rather friendly and has amazing ict skills. She loves bands and every man should have a Molly! She always has a comeback is always witty! (: She is always up for a laugh. She's really hot and has pretty blue/green eyes. She has flaws but, doesn't everybody? She falls inlove easily and don't let go of friendships. She's normally misunderstood and tends to stress alot. She loves her best friends and whenever you see her you'll just know she's a Molly! She loves converse and wears skinny jeans. She's quite the mosher and has scene features :3.
by Mawlz. November 30, 2011

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008

The sexiest human being on the planet. The moment you look at his infectious smile and dazzling green eyes you start to realize that this is no ordinary man, this is a god. A god with the power of all the gods and goddesses of the heavens. He truly is the most sexy, charismatic, beautiful human being on the planet.
God damn!!! Close Johnston is looking extra sexy today. You know, I may be straight, but I can’t help but wonder what his balls taste like. I’m guess strawberry or red wine. Cole Johnston sure is one sexy man.
by Bigdickbill🤤🤤 May 7, 2020
