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Jamie Johnston 

Actor - Best known for playing Peter Stone in Degrassi: the Next Generation.

Gorgeous green eyes. Pretty face.
Ignorant Person: Isn't Jamie Johnston like... a jerk?
Exasperated Person: That's Peter, the CHARACTER he plays. NOT him. Idiot.
Jamie Johnston by joey baby October 16, 2008

South Johnston High School 

One of the oldest schools in hick-town Johnston County, where the kids are sluts who practice incest and the teachers have criminal records. This was the last high school in Johnston County to become integrated, which doesn't surprise most of their students. Despite all of it's flaws, this school is considered the best out of every other high school in this county. It's rival is the one and only Nazi-based school, West Johnston High School. The ways to get an absence excused here are with doctor notes, court notes, or if you were working on the farm with your brother/fiancée. This, I shit you not.
Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.

an ottowa johnston 

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),
i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston
an ottowa johnston by halifax52 April 23, 2010

liam johnston 

4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis
Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole
liam johnston by El sniffer March 15, 2019

Brayden Charmon-Johnston 

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

Nicky Johnston 

Appears shy or quiet at first, yet with reflection it becomes obvious that she simply has a quiet brand of confidence which rejects all arrogance.
Can be funny, sexy, impulsive; she changes herself on whim. Most likely to discuss the state of international affairs one minute, then go bungee jumping, quickly finish her work and chores before finishing with a night with a party you will never forget.
She is a walking contradiction. If you find her, keep her. She's the one.
"I really need someone to do a charity sky-dive with me!"
"They'd have to be a real Nicky Johnston to do that!"

"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not your Nicky Johnston."
Nicky Johnston by yours... February 6, 2010