Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A very down to earth person. Seems really weird but will be the most loyal person any one will ever meet.His eyes will tell you that he cares as he is only focused on you while communicating. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. Can be pretty unpredictable depending on his mood or intentions. Joaquin is a person that is very considerate about the people he loves and will do anything to keep them