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cry me a joaquin 

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
cry me a joaquin by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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yo Joaquin really fucked up.
Joaquin by Maker-Taker May 20, 2019
Joaquin will love you has a great heart that is loyal you will want to be with a joaquin he's funny and he's handsome.
Joaquin is so handsome!! That qt
Joaquin by Your friend is daddy November 15, 2019

Joaquin Phoenix 

Girl 1: I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is dating Eva Mendes.
Girl 2: No, it's just a rumor. Joaquin only dates models.
A very down to earth person. Seems really weird but will be the most loyal person any one will ever meet.His eyes will tell you that he cares as he is only focused on you while communicating. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. Can be pretty unpredictable depending on his mood or intentions. Joaquin is a person that is very considerate about the people he loves and will do anything to keep them
Joaquin
Joaquin by Ajgn October 31, 2017
joaquin is gay boi