Jet Lag

The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.

by Booed December 11, 2013

Martian Jet Lag

The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.

If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.

by Danunoamor September 7, 2005

Jetlack

What happens when "jetlag" affects your ability to think. You have a lack of cognition - therefore Jetlack.

Oops! I didn't mean to send that email to the whole company. I must have jetlack since my 2 week trip to Asia.

by OverJohn January 29, 2019

jewlag

gulag for jews, you know like the ones back in 1941

i escaped the jewlag

by i'm not obama April 10, 2021

visual jet lag

Disoriented and tired feeling that is caused by looking at visual arts for several hours. You're fed up with anything visual and your brain can not cope with it anymore.

After visiting the Metropolitan Museum of Art we had a visual jet lag.

by Editah June 1, 2009

Jetleg

When you fly over long distances and your time gets all screwed up and you sleep at the wrong time.

Jimmy has jetleg, thats why he cant sleep well.

by Omri M September 11, 2008

jet lag

The idea or theory that because of the shift of time zones when traveling, morningwood may occur at an earlier or later time than usually. The name for this untimely morningwood goes by the name of Mr. Sunshine. This effect can be especially bad when traveling on a high school or college trip.

"Thanks to jet lag, I've had an encounter with Mr. Sunshine..."

by Lakob February 20, 2009