January 9th

national make out with your friend nick day, if you have a friend name nick give the b#tch a smooch

bob: hey homie *kiss*
Nick: nice
bob: happy January 9th

by jacob the toad eater January 8, 2022

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

9th of January

The 9th of January is yet again...
You guessed it, Skip Day for Highschool Kids...
I'm sorry Elementary Rebels, but you gotta be in school...
On this day it is recommended to do something nice for your friends as well, possibly go to the movies (if there is any good ones) or take them all to Lunch (Or just your special someone)
Have fun out there on the 9th because I'm sure I will
Dont forget, there is no penalty for skipping on this day.

Principal: Why was nobody at school yesterday?

Teacher: I have no clue.

Student: Allow me to help you answer that question. It was Skip Day for Highschool Kids. Check it out on Urban Dictionary, 9th of January.

by _.Urban-Dictionary._ December 11, 2019

9th january

ask your crush out cuz why not

"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"

by aftussy4life February 15, 2022