Jalapeño style

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before

I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.

by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 1, 2025

The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Jalapeños Plopper

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire

1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser

by Mii Simp February 19, 2021

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019