Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.
The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.
The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.
by Lady Of The Valley February 20, 2009
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Also the name of the king of the Jews....
Also the name of the king of the Jews....
by echan333 November 1, 2013
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Jossiah is the love of my life.
by QueenE January 31, 2019
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by A Girl who knows alot January 16, 2021
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Get the jasaiah mug.Adj. Primarily used against somebody who spelled a word completely and utterly wrong. Can be used as an insult replacing the words; bonehead, idiot, dumbass, fucktard, etc.
Guy 1: I'm heading uopsytiatr now
Guy 2: What did you just say?!?
Guy 1: Damn autocorrect, I meant upstairs. Autocorrect didn't work for once...wtf!
Guy 2: You god damn josataues! That doesn't even look like upstairs!
Guy 2: What did you just say?!?
Guy 1: Damn autocorrect, I meant upstairs. Autocorrect didn't work for once...wtf!
Guy 2: You god damn josataues! That doesn't even look like upstairs!
by MAIL SHARK 99 June 17, 2018
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by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
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