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Jono

The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.
Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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Jono

Jono is a neek
by Bendy dick July 23, 2021
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A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all
by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021
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Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012
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Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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