An incredibly stupid decision or somthing that makes no sense at all so bad it's like 1 + 1 = 33 when somthing is so rediculus you can't find a word to describe it It's a jonesy
Oh my wtf is he thinking he must be doing a jonesy
Is that the dumbest thing you have ever seen
Yes it's a jonesy for sure
My god that is so thick it's a jonesy
Is that the dumbest thing you have ever seen
Yes it's a jonesy for sure
My god that is so thick it's a jonesy
by We love bondy December 9, 2018

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

To have a sexy ass nigga bounce up and down with that maximum jiggle-jiggle. Only for the homies tho, for actually twerking for random ass niggas is gay as fuck my guy. To buss-down jonesy is to twerk (t-w-ehr-ck) in front of your homies and give them a real good treat that will leave em' drooling over you. Proceed with caution, the Buss-Down Jonesy is so hot that unprepared homosexual gay men can suffer side effects, such as cardiac arrest, heart failure, heart attacks, and diabeetees.
by fghcvkbjlh;hgfdsajghdkhjl October 14, 2022

by Arandombloke August 10, 2020

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)
When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.
by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024
