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Well sometimes can be a real asshole and you kind of fucking hate him but somehow some way you are his best friend reasoning for him being such an asshole is usually expressed by a Javier in many ways such as not answering his phone after the fifth call in 5 days and the 10th text in 2 days because you know what he's a real asshole that's pulling off a "Javier"
My friend said he can't come over he has to do his homework...? This pulling off a "Javier"

My "Javier" likes really ugly girls and calls then beautiful and really irrelevant words

My Javier said he really likes this girl they date and she's really ugly he says she's beautiful he breaks up with her and says she's ugly

My Javier gets really mad when you prove him wrong he's a real piece of shit huh
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javier hates snakes with a passion, he is also very flirty but in a good way. he is a great kisser, and will do anything to make someone happy. he is great at writing poems. i really like my javier
ally:OH MA LORD!you are so cute
javier:stop lying
javier by snake012701 June 30, 2017
A real big fat boy who always is thinking about food he never knows how to stop eating.
Dang Javier big
javier by Kitem May 4, 2019
"Ay ain't that Javier?"
Javier by urmumlmao April 26, 2020
fuck you, you're such a javier
Javier by 1231234435321456 November 10, 2018
1.Just as popular as Jose, a name given to a male born of hispanic descent and may be, in fact, related to one

2. Day Laborer, twin brother of Jose.
I need 2 men today for construction work!Jose and Javier, you two guys hop in the truck and lets go.
Javier by latinamericandevils October 13, 2007
Javier is someone who thinks they are above epic Roblox gamers but are clearly not because they play F0R7N173.
Hey gamers let's throw a party but don't bring any Javiers