Mommy Issues

Mommy issues is an attachment problem with parents, particularly mothers, that affects a person's overall development.

I have mommy issues

by Silkyy May 16, 2022

Ibsher

Ibsher is coming to town!!!

Oh you better watch your butt,

You better not cry,
You better not get hurt when she tries to anal you tonight,
Ibsher is coming to townnn,
She tries to dim-therapy you when you aren't looking,
She knows when you're awake,
She has friends who want you all right,

and you know they are just fake,

Ibsher is coming to town.

Ibsher is so cool, she is just like santa, but not.

by orangeviper April 15, 2022

Skill issue

Used to say someone is not sufficiently skilled in some videogame. Commonly used in multiplayer games, when someone dies or fails in a remarkably unintelligent way.

"Man, how did I miss that?"
"Skill issue"

by Boris_A11 November 11, 2021

Mommy and daddy issues

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021

daddy issues

the result of having a messed up or non existent relationship with your father causing you to be attracted to older men

Abigail has daddy issues , that’s why she’s in love with a 39 year old .

by josephmorganswife516 July 24, 2020

I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

by Psycho_Panda May 24, 2008

Mommy issues

From my perspective it’s just knowing that she obviously favors my sibling more. When i try to speak my feels out to her she ignores it or blames it on me, she also yells.. a lot at me for the littlest things possible. Having mommy issues is like having a mom who likes to hurt you and drain your mental health but claims it’s because she “cares about you” in conclusion it’s having a really shitty relationship with your mom.

Person 1: Yeah my mom completely lashed out on me and told me i was disappointed but her way of apologizing was “It’s because I care about you”

Person 2: Yeah you have Mommy issues.

by pleasestop10 August 17, 2021