The Israeli Army

A relatively small group of elite soldiers, funded almost entirely by the US taxpayer, upheld for the sole purpose of maintaining a Western presence in the Middle-East.

The Israeli Army has killed more innocent civilians than combatants in Palestine.

by mcfly17 December 25, 2011

Israeli Policies

the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population

-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist

Con side should lose always with Feb topic on Israeli policies

by Frontline Debater January 24, 2006

Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"

News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010

Israeli apartheid

The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.

A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?

by Adi Callai November 11, 2019

Israeli Bronco

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell "FREE PALESTINE!". This gives you the feeling of riding a wild israeli bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. (You need a true israeli girl for this stunt.

The best israeli bronco is obtained with a higher officer (girl) within the the military - then it is even better! Try a girl from Mossad to get a really wild ride...

by Isak Dinesen January 30, 2009

Israeli kiss

Kiss another person's (e.g. your woman) feet (passionately.)

To turn my girl friend on, I gave her a long & sultry Israeli kiss.

by Cons_man May 14, 2011

dancing Israelis

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.

anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??

by ScottIsrael February 16, 2022