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islander

Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?
by el woodrow April 16, 2006
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islander

When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.
I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.
by BP November 11, 2003
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Chode Islander

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?
by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016
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Rude Islander

That Rude Islander cut me off then put on their turn signal while changing lanes. (-_-)
by Overwrite July 19, 2022
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The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
by Balboa89 May 4, 2018
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Long islanders

People who often attend upstate schools yet brag about how great long island is and how much it sucks at the school/city they are attending. Daddy buys them everything and anything.
Signs of someone from LI:
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
by UB student April 5, 2005
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New York Islanders

sports freak, sports freak, sports freak....do you live in a parallel universe? lol
it was the EARLY 80s that the Islanders won their 4 straight cups (1980-83).
Would have tied Montreal's record for 5 straight if they would have beaten the Oilers in the 84 finals.
The New York Islanders hold the record as both a U.S. based team and an expansion team, to have the most consecutive cup wins.
by in the zone January 10, 2004
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