Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.
by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021
Bro she is such an Iona
by Bluepikachu 115 June 09, 2022
she is someone who likes to have high standerds compaired to herself and thinks she is amazing a iona has very small lips and she has a rather large binweevil head.she had shortish light blonde hair with blue eyes she can represent many animails s.a .a cow and ionas crushes bestfriend will never let him date her because that boy has standards
by true-facts94 December 20, 2018
Ionas
An Ancient Greek king that ruled like a badass . He was like a god . Everyone said that his was blessed by the gods .He was brutal against his enemies
and kind towards his friends . Today there is a place in Greek that is called Ionia .
An Ancient Greek king that ruled like a badass . He was like a god . Everyone said that his was blessed by the gods .He was brutal against his enemies
and kind towards his friends . Today there is a place in Greek that is called Ionia .
by PeterPumpkin69 November 20, 2021
A Iona is something which would want to be dissolved into separated Ions. At the same time it's not emanzipated enough to live without strong Van der Waals force.
F: I think this guy is a Iona, isn't he? R: Yeah, most certainly as we can't see the separated Ions properly.
by TokenWizard October 14, 2019