female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

Inuit jug

A 40 ounce bottle of beer.
The term is used by Canadians and stems from the high rate of alcoholism amongst Inuits.

Can you spare some change for an Inuit jug?

by Pestac September 20, 2004

intitials

When a ladies boobs are so small they are almost inverted.

I couldn't even get a diddy ride from the girls useless intitials.

by Marc Anderson April 10, 2008

intuitivity

A heightened sense of awareness one has in regards to the feelings and emotions of people around him. This intuitive sense is not understood nor explained by modern science, but is known only as profound empathy, such that one is always enveloped in sadness from the grief of others, jealousy from the joy of others, and a host of other emotions that constantly riddle the mind. The only known cure to quiet the mind from absorbing all these pounding emotions are drugs and alcohol, thus intuitivity is the root of all addiction.

Yes, Sophie is in rehab again; her intuitivity makes it impossible for to stay away from the bottle.

by Jakers5990 February 10, 2014

Intuitive banter

The act of instinctively flirting or speaking in a witty and teasing manner to a point that it comes natural; Only after the fact the user realizes that he or she is doing it with out even meaning too.

rockjockchef: its taco Tuesday at macs speedshop..thats where i will be later... if yr down to continue this intuitive banter that is where i will be

laughs9: wow pulling out the serious vocab now are we.

by chefmeetslaughs June 11, 2011

intuitive scientist

Intuitive scientists are people who understand the principles of relativity and quantum physics without studying science. Some call these people psychics, mediums, sensitives or seers. These people are often ahead of unseen and unproven scientific discoveries due to being directly connected to “source”.

We've gathered a group of intuitive scientists to offer a new perspective on energy

by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023