slapahoe indians

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.

The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA

by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

by I blame the Indians February 23, 2022

The king of the Indians

It’s me I am the king of the Indians

“Yo who’s the king of the Indians”
“It’s me”

by The king of the Indians May 28, 2022

Selling guns to the Indians

A married woman or a girlfriend whose cleavage or the private parts of her body exposed

A boyfriend noticed the T-shirt his girlfriend had on was showing too much cleavage, so he walked up to her and while fastening one of the buttons, he asked, "like you selling guns to the Indians?"

by Data13375 January 19, 2023

Stink of Indians

Stink: plural, to describe to a group of Indians , similar to a school of fish

My car is parked over there, next to the stink of Indians.

by Bashir awwad November 2, 2025

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Warsaw Indiana

Orthopedic capital of the world. Also known for meth and marijuana.

Person 1: I need a hip replacement AND some drugs.
Person 2: Oh.. just go to Warsaw Indiana for that.

by Supastaaar December 7, 2017