meet

1. verb: to encounter your girlfriend while on a on a date with someone else
2. To have intercourse

3. Proper Noun: Indian/Punjabi name applied to guys who are not manly enough to be called manmeet
4. A really buff guy with a small penis

"Meet, you are mine!"
-meetika

by meetika May 04, 2009

Meeting

You probably have a online meeting right now so what are you even doing here im telling your parents >:(

meeting u dumb

by pennywiseOfthe September 08, 2020

Meet meet mootball

The best type of football 😋

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

by Sonny2001 July 07, 2019

meeting

to take a shit

It's 1:15pm time for our daily meeting

by oscar February 06, 2004

Meet

Rapidly and angrily bashing elbows until one person gets the BUZZ (can be done in groups of people)

Oi twat meet me

by Meet me January 15, 2018

meet

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

by laslo January 15, 2009

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014