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Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.
I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
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icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.
He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.
by Craven W. January 22, 2014
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Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023
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Icicle Fingers

When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.
- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!

- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016
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sizzled icicle

when a man with a moustache goes down on a chick and when he comes back up he has cum in his moustache.
girl1- sean went down on me last ight and i jizzed n when he came back up he had my jizz in his stache but i didnt wanna say anything
girl2- ahhh, thts nasty, i went on urban dictionary the other day and im pretty sure thts called a sizzled icicle and i bet he felt like a retard when he seen it in the mirror
by C.G/diesel December 12, 2010
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boner icicle

When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole
Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!
by Cole watchyostep March 14, 2016
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Icicle Reem

When two freaky ass Eskimos proceed to use an icicle as a butt plug and have sex while it melts in the ass.
Tina wanted to get freaky while we were in Alaska so I showed her the old Icicle Reem. Surprisingly she loved it.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
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