The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
by Craven W. January 22, 2014
A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 07, 2023
When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.
- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
by KnowingNortherner February 02, 2016
The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.
by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024
by Sandra54672 February 09, 2017
by Nuuuuuuuuuuu July 11, 2024