Idaho

Contrary to popular belief, Idaho is in fact one of the biggest government conspiracies ever. Not a single person lives in Idaho. It is just one giant potato factory. The government pays people to say they are from Idaho, and this giant potato factory is ran by the people who have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. The federal government also pay's farmers and grocery stores large sums of money to carry "idaho potatoes," being that such a secret is never supposed to get out

"I used to live in Idaho."
"You work for the government, dont you?"


"I just bought these Idaho potatoes for dinner."
"Idaho? No. You-da-ho!"

by AyyRayRay October 10, 2008

Idaho

pure heaven, and very very clean.

you don't know heaven until you wake up in Idaho to the smell of a mint field after the rain.

by Sarai March 1, 2004

Idaho Vandals

The university of Idaho is a very unique and energized environment. It boast's one of the northwest top educational institutes, rising athletics and a fun residential campus. a place where you will meet life long friends and make job connections... OH and did i forget to mention THEY PARTY HARD! once labeled by playboy magazine as to good at partying to make there list. Made a top 10 appearance in HHWH's top party schools list and number 9 and made college life magazines at number 15. So if you want to go to a university where you will receive a top notch education while having the time of your life at outrageous party's well then THE University of Idaho id the place for you. Oh ya and learn 6 words " Who do we hate?.. BOISE STATE!

The Idaho Vandals are way better than boise state

by smz54 March 15, 2011

Buttfuck Idaho

Another way of saying "Middle Of Nowhere", generally implying a negative tone, and the Idaho reference because the state is seen as boring. Often used if some one lives in a boring area or they got lost going somewhere.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Dude, where are you? You're late
Guy 2: I took and wrong turn and ended up in Buttfuck Idaho

Ex 2

Girl 1: So you got anyplans for the weekend?
Girl 2: No, I live in Buttfuck Idaho

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Idaho City

An old hick town where people only smoke pot and drink. The population is about 500 people.

Wow this town is really Idaho City.

by Courtneyanonomyous June 10, 2008

Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.

Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.

by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010

Idaho Can Opener

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

by idahoepotathoes November 5, 2013