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I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017
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i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.
"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"
by fruitermelon June 2, 2010
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I'm gonna let you finish

A way to let a person know their turn speaking is over.
"I'm so sick of your business. I pay my bill every month and all you do is rob me blind.."

"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
by LittleJJ December 18, 2012
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I'm in love with you

meaning- "let me waste your time for a couple months
by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay October 9, 2018
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I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
by sexpixie June 22, 2008
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I'm in luv with you

The feeling of someone caring for you so much, would die for you, care for you, Be there for you no matter what, and love you- but only platonicly.
Me: Oh I just wanted to say I'm in love with you
Them: I'm in luv with you But I'm not in with Love you..
by 3m0.f4g.ty July 30, 2021
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I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016
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