lunch hunch

A position or state of being that occurs around lunch time, in which you are hunched over in light of extreme hunger. More commonly exectuted by the female gender ages 16 and above. The lunch hunch can be extremely creepy in nature and you generally should stay away from people doing it. A grimace usually goes along with the hunch.

Watch out for extreme slobbering.

Oh shit that bitch is lunch hunchin over there, grab your sandwhich before she gobbles it down.

Slang - Oh fuck grandma is hunchin' like a gorilla right now, better get the mashed potatoes ready

by Window_Licker4 u August 30, 2010

Rain Hunch

Where someone doesn't have an umbrella or hood they think they can protect themselves by hunching their back/shoulders. Totally useless unless you only want a dry neck!

Bob: Look at that guy, whats he doing?

Keith: Thats the Rain Hunch but its does nothing to keep you dry!

Bob: What a knob!

Keit: LOL

by Sbean Shop August 17, 2010

dump hunch

Position assumed by canines whilst taking a dump.

Check it out: your dog has some serious dump hunch goin' on in the neighbors' yard.

by k00k00 June 13, 2008

alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.

She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.

by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022

Young Hunch

Marylanders slang for someone you look down upon.

Marylander 1: Hey young hunch

Marylander 2: That’s not very nice young chap

by Efferus cat December 3, 2020

hunch joint

n. similar to the groin/pubic region.

"When she stepped over beer to get in the back seat, she pulled her hunch joint."

by Redhead94 December 3, 2013

hunch job

When you fuck a girl with a hunch back between her hunch and shoulder blade

I got a hunch job from Quazi Motoette last night, i skeeted all over that girls FUPA.

by CollyParkPlaya January 3, 2008