humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....

I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.

by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017

Humpty Doo

Humpty doo is a great stage of mind. It means life is good.

Everything is humpty doo!

by Girllifeeeee July 31, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Humpty's

Eat at Soviet Humpty's, help break the chains of capitalist oppresion.

At Soviet Humpty's names are benign.

by Comrade October 12, 2004