Ken Holland

Ken Holland AKA The greatest GM in all of sports, K-train, Holla Holla Holland, That GM, K-train, Kenny Christ, Kenny Holland. Holland is a former goalie for the Detroit Red Wings and current General Manager and current Executive Vice President of the Red Wings. Ever since taking over as GM in 1998 he has won 3 Stanley Cups and will win about 35 more. He also enjoys cosmos and was voted best looking GM in the NHL for 15 years straight. Holland is a genius and has a thing for drafting Swedes during the NHL drafts.

Pens fans: "We have the greatest gm in the NHL."
Rest of the NHL: "Two words. Ken Holland."

by GoWings55 October 13, 2013

Holland Patent

Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.

Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

holla at me

Call me

Holla at me if you need me

by Shrug2K September 24, 2020

D-Dolla' Holla'

The act of straightening out one's hand in a blade form and inserting it, up to the wrist, into a woman's vagina. There are several variations that follow. If the woman in question can accomodate this, it is sometimes common to turn one's hand to cup the upper wall of her vagina. In another variation, one is also free to wiggle one's fingers. If done properly, this will result in an instant, howling orgasm.

"Last night, I gave her the D-Dolla' Holla', and she squirted all over my forearm."

by Tusitala July 30, 2009

Dexter Holland

Lead singer of the best band of all time, The Offspring. Has a GREAT and original voice. Likes to say 'ya, ya, ya, ya, ya' a LOT. Best looking 37 year old I've ever seen. :p

Greatest and most original singing voice in the whole world.
See Bryan Holland

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

Tom Holland stan

Every girl who obsesses over the Extremely smol and hot Tom Holland/Peter Parker/Spiderman

A: I want to marry Tom Holland
B: you're such a Tom Holland Stan.

by Tom Holland fan 1996 March 8, 2019

Holla Amoeba

A term used to lengthen the lasting appeal of a "Holla!". Mostly used as a way to show approval of something, the term can also be used at will and does not need to make sense in conversation. A good bro will always reply with a loud "Holla!".

Thomas: Let's go get some ribs, and watch the game.
Christian: HOLLA AMOEBA!
Thomas: HOLLLLAAAA!
Or...
Thomas: Yo, what train are you taking?
Christian: HOLLA AMOEBA!

by Thomas Lagrange January 27, 2009