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Hot Kinky Emo Sex 

What un-named couples do in Toyota Tacomas at night between 1-3 Emo people. Most ventures include "The Mexican Panda"
We were hangin' in my Tacoma, and had some hot kinky emo sex

hot ninja tantric monkey sex 

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

Sex in a Hot Tub 

A novelty shot, typically served to an unsuspecting victim as either a gag or as punishment for turning 21. To make the shot, one first fills a rocks glass with house vodka, and then proceeds to suck up a small amount of milk with a straw, lowers the end of the straw into the bottom of the glass, and slowly releases the milk while pulling the straw up and out, with the end result resembling semen being suspended in the water of the hot tub, thus you have the sex in a hot tub.
Bro 1: Happy Birthday bro, I bought you a shot!

Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?

Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!

Bro 2: (gulp)

Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!

sex on a hot dog 

Something which is completely beast, even better than sex on a stick
That was sex on a hot dog, man
sex on a hot dog by huntinator November 2, 2006

Hot sexy runner goth girl 

That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.
Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.