Hench

Hench defines a person or object so ungodly large in stature that there is no way you will fuck with it/them .

Steve: "oi that prick over there is tryna steal my bird should fuck him up mate?'
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"

by EpicFortniteGamer42069 April 24, 2019

Hench Stench

1.The overpowering stench you get when you are just so HENCH. It may or may not be B.O. or the smell of the king of men.
2. Even better than being hench

1)You are bare hench stench!
2)Man, put some some deodorant on, you have some hench stench.
3) I benched like 40,000kg last night, I'm hench stench.

by Hench Kempton December 7, 2011

hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012

Hench

Mark Rota

That guy is so Mark Rota... he's hench

by Doug Burger September 29, 2021

Hench

Hench is the word used to describe a situation that is funny/epic, or a situation that was unfortunate.

dude when you threw that water balloon at that sign that was so hench
or
i cant believe that you dumped your ex, that was hench
or

i cant believe that you lost all of your shit, thats hench

by FFTV July 20, 2019

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007

Hench town

when someone is in good physical shape, and is strong, they may be considered to be in hench town

hey man, ive gotten kinda fat. I'm gunna work out everyday till i'm in hench town

by Aleus247 May 26, 2009