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An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.
by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020
by defiti May 22, 2006
as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".
My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.
by crankyramone October 6, 2006
The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
by Smack Baby October 23, 2011
by mushroomtea October 20, 2011