helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo November 14, 2007

Incidental Helmet-to-Helmet

An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.

Jadeveon Clowny's incidental helmet-to-helmet hit won the Seahawks the game.

by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020

helmeted

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

by defiti May 26, 2006

helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone September 24, 2008

HELMET

Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.

"This bar is full of helmets."

by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011