Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.
by Gohikeacanyon February 25, 2020
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by BenjaminDover March 28, 2020
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I ate foolish wings with habanero pepper sauce last night and my anus is now a burning ring of fire.
by Fuxor September 4, 2003
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2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.
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1. Chef Alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero dick.
2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".
2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".
by Milo Yombe April 6, 2008
Get the habanero dick mug.The act of getting extremely intoxicated in public places. This involves consuming large amounts of alcohol and expelling it at public gatherings.
Side effects:
Hair is usually in Princess Leia buns
Walking into parked cars
Throwing up in trashcans
Sleeping on bathroom floors
Denial
Side effects:
Hair is usually in Princess Leia buns
Walking into parked cars
Throwing up in trashcans
Sleeping on bathroom floors
Denial
by J3llyfish August 11, 2012
Get the Haganed mug.When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.
I hooked up with that chick last night and she gave me habanero of the eye.
The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.
The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.
by TuffLikeTubbs June 26, 2012
Get the Habanero of the eye mug.You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.
Girl: I know what you mean!
Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!
Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??
Guy: Sure did!
Girl: I know what you mean!
Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!
Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??
Guy: Sure did!
by dick smeller June 13, 2008
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