1 definition by Milo Yombe

1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than "jalapeño dick".
2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.
1. Chef Alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero dick.
2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".
by Milo Yombe April 3, 2008
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