hassid

Hassid is an adjective most commonly used in Ottawa (Capital city of Canada) slang to describe someone who is being rude, unfair, unjust, or mean.

Nick: I asked Jen on a date but she didn't respond :(

Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?

Bro stop being hassid and give me my shirt back, u said you were just borrowing it !

Sorry fellas can't come out tonight my mom is being so hassid and making me do the dishes.

by LightskinProdigy April 20, 2017

Hasse

-noun
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.

2. A hopeless social retard.

3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.

Also see: Fucktard

-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.

2. To fail utterly.

1. That friggin hasse just cliff clavin'd me.

2. Why isn't this done yet? Oh, someone hassed it up.

by Marked 4 Deletion April 5, 2010

hansson

The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.

Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off

by yinker November 30, 2019

Hanssplaining

When a superior human being certifies his dominant intelligence by explaining something complex in a simple matter, thereby implying that you are stupid if you do not recognize or understand said term.

Person 1: Surely you guys know about Fourier analysis?

Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.

by GMZook March 23, 2021

Hafssa

Hafsa means something small and cute. She has two sides in her personality: a quiet and shy side, a crazy side and a lover of noise. You cannot say that you are lucky in life unless you meet Hafsa

wow, I've seen a beautiful girl like her
Her name is Hafssa

by anonymous April 13, 2021

Hasshole

When David Hasselhoff acts like a complete asshole.

Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.

by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009

unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.

The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008