Hannes

A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.

Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!

by throwaway981 May 16, 2017

Hannes

A Nice guy that takes care of beautiful ladies

He is such a hannes

by Thomyboy November 18, 2018

Hann-ify

Verb. To hann-ify is to make something larger, usually a lot larger, almost as big as hanner.

Did Blizzard really just hann-ify all the projectiles in Overwatch 2? They're the size of boulders now!

by LagDan March 26, 2024

hann

a very pretty and kinda annoying sibling that may eat all YOUR food and is very helpful to you if you blackmail with candy

hann I will give you candy if you get me water!

by bababooey76909 June 24, 2022

Hanne Pannekake

Loves Pancakes

Hanne Pannekake

by ompaaalommpaaa September 18, 2025

Hannes

Big ol tits

Look at that Hannes

by Xx-69Coolboy69-xX September 18, 2019

Hanne

the personification of a starry night with a full moon.

Thats a Hanne sky

by CreamyPeach November 23, 2021