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Hangover Shit 

A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.
guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.

guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
Hangover Shit by thegreenlight September 19, 2013

hangover wank 

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
hangover wank by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011

Hangover Paint 

Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or may not have included a poor dinner choice.

The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.

The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.

This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.

This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.

Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
You wouldn't believe the hangover paint i just laid down in the bathroom, your going to have to hold your breath while you take that shower.
Hangover Paint by Belair86 January 19, 2011

Hangover Blues 

When you feel incredibly depressed after a night of binge drinking and you're not sure why.
I can't get any work done today, I'm totally suffering from the hangover blues.
Hangover Blues by dnogs December 17, 2011

Hangover Boner 

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.
Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.
Hangover Boner by Jmic May 28, 2017

hangover shit 

the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works
I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better
hangover shit by Mr Suzuki May 25, 2011