HaakonPlayer77

A Norwegian guy with a gigant 7 inch dick. He plays vidoe games all day, and like to listen to Music.

He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy

Hey HaakonPlayer77, wana play minecraft?

by JayDogMadFresh March 31, 2021

hinakomas

A TikTok creator that posts cute komahina head canons!!

Person 1: hey have you heard of hinakomas? they are such a wholesome head canon page!!

by totallynothinakomasontiktok July 12, 2021

hanakok.un

This is a cosplayer with over 5k followers
She cosplays Hanako-Kun, Junko Enoshima, Mikan Tsumiki, Kokichi Ouma and I’m sure more!

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hanakok.in’s new video
Person 2: Omg hanakok.un is so sweet

by Sabidoodle November 30, 2020

hanakosbestestfriend

That person who won’t respond to my dms on tiktok

Me:respond to my tiktok dms
hanakosbestestfriend: no bitch

by 17491063.5 July 11, 2021

hanalopes

Singular: Hanlopi
Plural: Hanalopes

An animal in the movie Lion King. Aka: A Sexy Girlfriend

Hey you guy, would you like some Hanalopes Hoof Soup?
I know i would like some Hanalopes hoof soup!

by Krizdfoe July 6, 2006

Haakon

Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

hot pleasing norse booty dick Haakon

by xxgodmasterpussy69 September 6, 2019

One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

by jismjedi June 16, 2009