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Hans

Hans is the most handsome mofo, he makes all the girls moist and wet. Everyone Loves Hans more than Alan.
Girl: Is that Hans?
Other Girl: Yes
Girl: Instant Nut
by Hans(The Original) March 21, 2018
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A florida term for a Pit Bull warrior.
That Hans is a madman!
by Bawss Hawg September 5, 2008
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HAN

"Hatin' Ass Nigga" hence the abbreviation HAN
Man stop being a HAN, just cuz you cant be like me
by bmundy October 19, 2010
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A Hans will always play dirty at the resistance and you'll never know for sure if he is a resistance fighter or just a douche.
by fmeister June 12, 2019
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One of the greatest friends anyone can have cares about people other than her self a happy and cheerful person
Hanned is the best friend you could have
by Savy de August 8, 2018
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Hans

A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.
That guy smells like a total Hans!
by ProfessorX7894 August 16, 2011
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Hanning

To casually drop wildly inappropriate words or phrases into professional settings such as a business meeting
Did you hear Mark at dinner last night? He couldn't stop talking about sex, he was really Hanning it up!
by Hanlover22 September 7, 2018
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